"Squidward, do you want the mega evolutions?"

"I DO-HOO-HOO!"

chica-the-friendly-chicken:

I think you mean best

chica-the-friendly-chicken:

I think you mean best

themajesticmountainscold:

maxolines:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

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sassy-spoon lives up to its url

((me and my cat))

((me and my cat))

victorious:

More Drake and Josh here!

victorious:

More Drake and Josh here!

askrattpony:

reblog if you want your pony to be in this drawing!

you have to follow me; you cannot follow me after this is posted just for this post. you will NOT be counted if it’s the case.
the blue parts will be optional, so earth ponies will be available.
i will randomize with a random number generator, depending on how many reblogs there are.
please don’t brag/beg.


[talk to me and I’ll link you]

askrattpony:

reblog if you want your pony to be in this drawing!


you have to follow me; you cannot follow me after this is posted just for this post. you will NOT be counted if it’s the case.


the blue parts will be optional, so earth ponies will be available.


i will randomize with a random number generator, depending on how many reblogs there are.


please don’t brag/beg.

[talk to me and I’ll link you]

((What’s happening right now))

myutsuu:

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ARE GIVING ME ANXIETY
I WORK FROM HOME, I RELY ON FAST INTERNET
I DON’T NEED YOU FAKING IT TO UPSET ME

Dear Tumblr Staff,
Can we have this gone by, idk, tonight? You’re upsetting the balance and I’m pretty sure we have enough signatures that if this happened, we’d all ban together and riot.
The FCC is a douche that should have been thrown away a long time ago.
Signed,
EVERY TUMBLR BLOG

myutsuu:

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ARE GIVING ME ANXIETY

I WORK FROM HOME, I RELY ON FAST INTERNET

I DON’T NEED YOU FAKING IT TO UPSET ME

Dear Tumblr Staff,

Can we have this gone by, idk, tonight? You’re upsetting the balance and I’m pretty sure we have enough signatures that if this happened, we’d all ban together and riot.

The FCC is a douche that should have been thrown away a long time ago.

Signed,

EVERY TUMBLR BLOG

bagelsaremything:

sigurrossgeller:

militantweasel:

proletarianprincess:

im really sorry if this are distressing to anyone but ive just had a fight with my dad, the first photo is immediately after he repeatedly punched me in the face and body, the second and third photos are ive managed to lock myself in a room. the second photo shows how he grabbed my jumper and tore it when he dragged me across the floor, the third photo shows the swelling in my nose and face 20 minutes after. my mother has taken all the money ive saved up from my jobs and i cannot afford a taxi to a friends. i need someone in the glasgow area who i trust to come and get me, i know this is so much to ask but i cant stay here any longer, please help me

Signal boost.

someone help Laura out

yo this is glasgow area 

someone help this girl out, some of you have got to be scottish too, signal boost

(Have you tried calling the cops? This is obvious abuse.)

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(Necomimi ears are too fun, You get them either with white, black, blue, pink or brown covers and you can order different collors…so guess who’s gonna get red covers???)

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